Saturday, November 16, 2013

DOWN AND DIRTY XXX

X-RATED TERRORISM
Johann Wagener 11-16-13

I'm writing this piece for a small select group of (I'm not sure what) that I don't believe speak for anyone else but themselves and, that most Americans; regardless of race, religion, age, or financial status support or agree with.

Being the idiot that I am, I just want to be clear.

BARACK H. OBAMA IS THE PRESIDENT OF THESE "UNITED STATES OF AMERICA" which includes every state below the Mason-Dixon line.

That's who he is, plain and simple.

He is not the Koch Brothers b-tch!

He is not a sh-t magnet.

He is not;

AKOTUS (Ass Kicker Of The United States)

Alfred E. Obama

Anointed One, The

Anti-Founder, The

B. Hussein Obama

B.O.

B-Ho

Bacrack Obama

Bam-Bam

Bambi

Bammy

Bamster, The

Barack Hussein Alinsky

Barack Hussein Kardashian

Barack Ilyich Lenin

Barack Insane Obama

Barack O’Change Obama

Barack The Magic Negro

Barack The Wealth Spreader

Barack W. Bush

Barack Ovomit

Barack Oralbama

Barack Obabykiller

Barack Oralsex

Barack Omelonpatch

Baracka Claus

Barackus Hubris Maximus

Bareass Banana

Barky

Barrack Inseinn O’bowdown

Barrack SoVain Obama

Barry Soetoro

Barry Obowdown, the im-POTUS

Bathhouse Barry

Big Brother

BoBo the Clown

Bobblehead-in-Chief

Bowing Barry Sotero

Boy President, The

Bracket Boy

Brak

Brokeback Insane O’Bummer

Bystander-in-Chief, The

Campaigner-in-Chief, The

Captain Clueless

Captain Kickass

Captain Teleprompter

Carter 2.0

Celebrity of The United States, The

Chairman Zero

Chairman Mau-Mau

Chairman Bao

Chairman Bow

Che Obama

Chicago Thug-in-Chief, The

Chicago Charlatan, The

Chief Walking Eagle

Chimpy the Kenyan

Choom Prince, The

Choomer

Chosen One, The

Commander-in-Thief, The

CommanDERP-in-Chief, The

Community-Organizer-in-Chief, The

Comrade Obama

Comrade Chairman Osama bin Bite-Me

D’OHbama

Dear Leader

Dear Reader

Demagogue-in-Chief, The

Depression President, The

Divider, The

Dog-Eating Sarong Boy, The

Dr. DoNothing

Dr. Utopia

Dreamy McMompants

Duh One

Dumbo

Ear Leader, The

Emperor Barack I

Empty Chair, The

Empty Suit, The

Empty-Suit-in-Chief, The

First Gay President, The

Food Stamp President, The

Fraud, The

Fraudbama

Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, The

Gaybama

Gelding-in-Chief, The

General Zod (Kneel before him!)

Gerbil President, The

God, Jr.

Greasespot

Great Fraud, The

His Imperious Majesty Barack the First, President of America, Protector of the People as Long As They Know Their Place and Belong to The Right Unions, Defender of the Privileges Accrued by Attending the Right University, and Scourge of the Rich If They Don’t Contribute To The Democratic Party

His O’liness

His Phoniness

His Travesty

His “O”ily-ness

His Holiness Pinocchio Obama

Hopenchange

Hopey-Dopey-Change Goof, The

Hopiate of the Masses, The

Hussein HopenChangen

Idiot Messiah, The

Il Doofus

Il Douche

Il Douchebag

Jimmy Carter 2.0

Joker, The

Jug-Eared Demigodlet, The

Jug Ears

Kenyan, The

Kenyan Kid, The

Kid Clueless

King Barack I

King of Barrycades, The

King Mumbo Jumbo

King Putt

King Zero

Leper Messiah, The

Liar-in-Chief, The

Lightbringer, The

Lightworker, The

LOLbama

Lord Hussein Obimbo

Lord Of Catastrophes, The

Lyin’ King, The

Man-Child, The

Man-Child President, The

Maobama

Marshmallow Balls

Mau-Mauer-in-Chief, The

Messiah, The

Milhouse

Mohammedan Mouthpiece, The

Mr. Magoobama

Mr. Potato Head

Munificent Sun-King Lightworker, The

My Main Marxist

No-Cojone Pony, The

No-Go Mojo Man, The

Nobama

Nutless Wonder, The

O’Carter

O’Chavez

O-BOW-ma

O-boy

O-cialist, The

OMGWTF

OOO (Occupant of the Oval Office; a.k.a. “Triple O”)

ObaMao

Obama bin Laden

Obama bin Lyin’

Obama Won Kabuki

Obama Osama

Obama-Lama-Ding-Dong

Obama-one Yaphony

Obamachev

Obamadinejad

ObaMadoff

Obamafail

Obamahammed

Obamandias

Obamanocchio

Obamanure

Obamaramadingdong

Obamateur

Obamawankenobi

Obambi

Obamenbashi

Obamessiah, The

Obaminable

Obamination

Obammunist, The

Obammy

Obarfo

ObeyMe

Obie bum Kabrokie

Obi-Wan Nairobi

Obimbo

Oblahblah

Oblowme

Obomba

Obowa

Obowma

Obozo the Clown

Obroccoli

Obumbles the Clown

Obumma

Obummer

Obysmal

Oclueless

Odopey

Odrama

Odumbass

Odumbo

Odummy

OediPOTUS Wrecks

Ogabe

Oh Bow Low

Oh-Blah-Muhhhh

Oilbama

Oilbowma

Oilslick Obama

Ol’ Jug Ears

OmniPresident, The

One Big Ass Mistake, America

One, The

One Big Awful Mistake, America

Osama Obama

Ovomit

Owebama

Owebowmao

PBO

POSOTUS

Pantload-in-Chief, The

Pantywaist-in-Chief, The

PeeWee

Petulant POTUS, The

Preezy of the United Steezy, The

Precedent, The

Precedent Uhhhhbama (Peace be upon him)

PresiDEBT of the United States

President Ad Lib

President Barrycade

President Blame Things

President Choom

President Christ Superstar

President Diapers

President Doubtfire

President Empty Chair

President Final Four

President Flim-Flam

President Hissy Fit

President Jackwagon

President Nancypants

President Pantywaist

President Pass-The-Buck

President PeeWee

President P├ętain

President Pitching Wedge

President Pop Star

President Poppins

President Pot Smoke

President Priss

President Prissypants

President Punk

President Rambobama

President Red Line

President Ron Burgundy

President Santa

President Seven Iron

President Sham Wow

President Sputnik

President Stompy Foot

President Hopenchange

President Hope ‘N Grovel

President Tee Time

Presidunce, The

Promptee, The

Pronoun-in-Chief, The

Punk, The



Rainbow King, The

Red Line Rambo, The

Redistributor-in-Chief, The

Rodeo Clown of The United States, The

SCOAMF (Stuttering Cluster**** of a Miserable Failure)

Scooter

Silver-Tongued Emir of Eloquence, The

Skippy

Solomon Obama

Snob-ama

Sparky

Spineless Wonder, The

Squanderer-in-Chief, The

Teh One

Teh Won

Teleprompter Jesus

Teleprompter of the U.S. (TOTUS)

Teletubbie-in-Chief, The

Testy McThinskinned

Thug-in-Chief, The

Turkmenbama

Unicorn King, The

Unicorn Prince, The

Urkel

Usurper-in-Chief, The

Waffles The Clown

Whacky Barracky

Wizard of Uhhs, The

Zero


For those of you who believe that it's patriotic or American, to refer to the President of the United States using the "street jive" I've listed here I would suggest you consider doing a "geographic". Let's say Guantanamo where Americans like to stow threats to this country. Though I'm guessing the current occupants would have a problem with you to. Respect for their leaders is high on their list. They may hate President Obama, but my guess is they respect him.

Our Founding Fathers were probably right on when they categorized some of us as only a 1/2 of a person. I just think they selected the wrong group.

Patriots believe that a person elected to the highest office of their country and hold the title and office of the President of the United  and Commander and Chief represents everything this country stands for and that many have died to defend.

Americans are angry and upset seeing foreigners burning the American Flag yet many don't seem the least b
bit concerned when they besmirch, diminish, demean and stomp on their President regardless of party affiliation or the color of their skin. Maybe they are so dim-witted or naive enough to not make a connection between the title and the man. A class on patriotism and honor might do a little good.

I can excuse some of it and write it off to free speech and a lack of common sense but I encounter a real problem when I come to find that there are very powerful intelligent groups of Americans (I cringe calling them that) with a lot of money and political influence who bankroll these hate campaigns with little or no regard to the damage it does to their country.

I can't find anything in American History that compares to what this President is being put through by the citizens of this country which includes everything I could find on free speech which protects the most outrageous rhetoric out there.

This isn't about free speech but more about respect, of self and country. Witnessing "bands of idiots" violate all the principles and values this country claims to stand for is just plain disgusting and sickens me knowing my children may end up living out their lives in a society void of these values and principles.

I can only imagine what people in countries around the world think sitting around their TV's watching this "hate fest" and wondering if the people these so-called Americans represent what America stands for. My guess is they sit back and think; when does the next circus act come on.

And we wonder why America's standing in the world is sinking.

I feel much better now.