SMART PHONE STRESS DISORDER
Johann Wagener 9-26-13
Do you find yourself not remembering where you are? Are you constantly bumping into things? Do you walk into traffic or crash your car into trash cans and trees? Are your finger tips calloused? When you go to the bathroom do you need a place to set your phone down so you can take care of business? Instead of the traditional lighting up a cigarette after sex do you fire up your iPhone?
If the answer to any of these questions is "yes" then you probably are suffering from SPSD and should seek medical attention.
Louis C.K., holy man
Interesting how it takes the "court jester" to point out the obvious.