Sunday, March 24, 2013

TIGER'S GOOD LUCK CHARM


CIRCLE JERK: A metaphor for any group activity performed for personal gratification.


TROPHIES OR CHARMS?
Johann Wagener 3-24-13

Back in the "OJ" days they called them "trophies" but ABC News coined this one as a "good luck charm" 

In both instances they are referring to young (usually blonde) attractive women who pair up with a celebrity and the media frenzy goes non-stop all the way to the end which is usually comes sooner than later. 

This time  the Tiger apparently convinced Vonn that 3 years of sex therapy has cured him. He's kidding, right? Has anyone noticed the resemblance between his last trophy and his  current good luck charm?

Woods and Vonn by the Numbers