Wednesday, May 24, 2017

BREAKING NEWS! TRUMP RELEASES FLATULENCE ON AIR FORCE ONE

Breaking News: (or should we say Breaking Wind?)

All the major Main Stream Media (MSM) news outlets; including PBS, are reporting that all seven of the Intelligence Agencies are confirm that President Trump "farted" on Air Force One while en-route to an undisclosed destination somewhere in Russia.

The concern levels are so high that both House and Congressional Committees on Environmental Protection have opened hearings and summoned all the heads of the intelligence agencies to testify.

Some members of Congress are demanding that impeachment proceedings be started post haste.

When asked to comment President Trump excused himself and said he had to go potty.